Monday, January 15, 2007

DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT!

I was in the stall in the bathroom of a restaurant today. There was a guy in there with his very young son trying to get him to use the urinal. I could not see anything, but here's what I heard:

Stand right there, do you need help?

No, you need to use your hands to aim it

Watch out, hold your penis with your hands

PAY ATTENTION! LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN!

DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT!

Are you all done?

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