This morning Mitt Romney made his announcement that he will run for President. I saw a clip from an excerpt of his speech in which he stated the following:
"I believe in God and I believe that every person in this great country, and every person on this grand planet, is a child of God. We are all sisters and brothers.
"I believe the family is the foundation of America – and that we must fight to protect and strengthen it.
"I believe in the sanctity of human life.
"I believe that people and their elected representatives should make our laws, not unelected judges.
"I believe we are overtaxed and government is overfed. Washington is spending too much money.
"I believe that homeland security begins with securing our borders.
"I believe the best days of this country are ahead of us, because…
"I believe in America!
As I was watching this, I half expected him to end it by saying “goodnight” and turning around and walking off the stage as the camera panned to Susan Sarandon breathlessly sighing, “oh my”, as was the scene in Bull Durham after Crash Davis made this speech:
“I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curve ball, high fiber, good scotch; that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
“I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
“I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter.
“I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and…
“I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last 3 days.
Goodnight.
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Mitt is an empty suit, with no shot at the White House.
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