Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Happiness Is A Warm Gun, And A $200 Gift Card To Target

So, yesterday was the first day of Mayor Menino’s new gun buyback program here in Boston. Turn in your gun, receive a $200 gift card to Target. Sunday night a man was shot and killed in Dorchester. Last night 4 people were shot, one dead, and another person was stabbed to death.

The good news is, 40 guns were turned in to local police yesterday. The bad news, we’re currently on a pace to surpass last year’s homicide total of 75.

The way I see it, people are going to turn in some guns and take the 200. But some of them are going to get their last shots off before they do. Or even worse, they're going to start killing each other for their guns, so they can keep their own gun and turn in someone else's.

Oh, and the stabbing? That guy probably figured, I’ll take the 200, my knife will work just as good.

I wonder how much he can get for the knife.

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